PalaceRat

I live in a pretty good sized house… I also sport a nice haircut and have a fancy fridge in my kitchen (not going to lie ^-^)

But the one things That I dont have/covet is my neighbors cat.

See,

I’m a cat person.

I’m too relaxed to own a dog.

Sadly, I already have a goliath of a cat named Doc. He’s great and all but… Hes gender confused.

Gay.

Not that I have any problem with that (considering Some days I feel a bit gitty myself *heh heh)) Its just that now he’s out with his boy friend so much that he never wants to come insideto play wiht my toes while i knit or lick the icecream off my face while listening to my vent about my totally drab life!

He’s so inconsiderate…

How do i know he’s gay you ask?

pfff. Well,

He’s always with this Persian fluff butt of a male (sheep) named Zero!

Honestly, I expect more from my wittle kitten-mitten to be lounging around with some expensive petty coat!

so basicly, To get to the point… my neighbors have a really cool cat.

It can actually walk up the stairs,

It can lick its own paws without fat getting in the way,

and Its not so… gay…

Sigh.

… Heh. I’m expecially bored fokes, And my followers are dropping like flies XD.. I do hope I can win some of your hearts back before this summer is over.