PalaceRat

I'm Natalia of Utah and congratulations, you are now going to be captivated by the peculiar workings of my mind..

And If you follow me, I'll follow you okay? it'll be a fair trade haha... honestly I just want to find a few more interesting things to blog about.

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Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

I live in a pretty good sized house… I also sport a nice haircut and have a fancy fridge in my kitchen (not going to lie ^-^)

But the one things That I dont have/covet is my neighbors cat.

See,

I’m a cat person.

I’m too relaxed to own a dog.

Sadly, I already have a goliath of a cat named Doc. He’s great and all but… Hes gender confused.

Gay.

Not that I have any problem with that (considering Some days I feel a bit gitty myself *heh heh)) Its just that now he’s out with his boy friend so much that he never wants to come insideto play wiht my toes while i knit or lick the icecream off my face while listening to my vent about my totally drab life!

He’s so inconsiderate…

How do i know he’s gay you ask?

pfff. Well,

He’s always with this Persian fluff butt of a male (sheep) named Zero!

Honestly, I expect more from my wittle kitten-mitten to be lounging around with some expensive petty coat!

so basicly, To get to the point… my neighbors have a really cool cat.

It can actually walk up the stairs,

It can lick its own paws without fat getting in the way,

and Its not so… gay…

Sigh.

… Heh. I’m expecially bored fokes, And my followers are dropping like flies XD.. I do hope I can win some of your hearts back before this summer is over.

PalaceRat

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

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